Monday, October 13, 2008

Dear Lab Partner,

THANK you for skipping lab without informing me beforehand. Today was the PERFECT DAY for it. I did not have the luxury of sleep. (I am SURE, however, that you DID.) Your incredible kindness will be repaid TENFOLD. Thank you also for not returning my VITAL E-MAIL. It is appreciated.

Here is a PARTING HINT: If you are going to take a sick day, do NOT let me catch you playing beer pong. Please eat a huge BAG of DICKS.


Also: I have a surprise comp. sci. midterm tomorrow, which would not be so bad, except it was announced just today. Add Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday anxiety, and we have a wonderful Monday.


AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

(the good news, of course, is that i am registered to vote. the bad news is that i may not get my absentee ballot in time. AAA etc.)

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