Good morning!

Hi everyone. I'm posting this not because I have anything particularly interesting to say, but because I get the feeling that I have some vague obligation to do so, which is silly, of course, because I don't, since there's no one here anymore. Except for me. And I don't really care.

Or maybe I do, because I'm posting this because I felt a vague obligation and--


Anyway.

I've been a little sick--not like in the barfy sense, which is a relief. But I've had a runny nose for the last week, which has made life several degrees less liveable. If I knew how to blow my nose, I'm sure this wouldn't be a problem.

Yes, that is correct--I don't know how to blow my nose. "Oh, e, you're just being facetious!" you say. No! e does not lie. This is how I understand the process:

1. Produce tissue
2. Place tissue to nose
3. Blow violently through nose
4. Wipe
5. Power

However, there seems to be a mystery step, which everyone but me knows; this step magically clears others' nasal passages, making them Happy and me Slightly Retarded.


NaNoWriMo is coming--the fear and anxiety are upon me already.


Incidentally, has anyone noticed that the labels don't really make much sense? Whoops.